Last Chance to Get a Prowler by Christmas

Prowler: Econo Prowler $269
The best tool for conditioning just got more affordable.
Prowler 2: The Prowler $369
Great for developing the your legs, hips and arms. This is a must for football coaches.

There ain’t no vaccination! Don’t wait to get this awesome piece of equipment for your son, daughter, grandson, granddaughter, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, grandmother, granddad, mistress, secretary, dogwalker, or whoever else you think could use a Prowler. If you wait much longer it won’t be under the tree by December 25. The last day to place your order for the Prowler so that it gets in by Christmas is December 3.

Econo Prowler

The Econo Prowler is great for those who really want to put a hurtin’ on themselves, but are on a budget. You get all the pain and suffering as the Prowler, but for less cash! Don’t let the recession get you down, because you can now catch the Prowler Flu for less than the cost of a pair of Ed Hardy jeans, something that should have no place on your Christmas list anyways.

Retail Price $325.00
Our Price $269.00

Prowler 2

The true Prowler, the Prowler 2 is a force to be reckoned with. If you’ve never used a Prowler, now is the time to get in on the, uh… fun. Get your hands on the toughest, most highly-recommended sled on the market and get to work. The Prowler 2′s heavy duty construction will allow it to keep whooping your ass for years to come.

Retail Price $379.00
Our Price $369.00

Custom Prowler 2

The Custom Prowler 2 offers you all the fantastic benefits of the Prowler, but with the added option of customization. The frame is one color, the posts and skis are another, and you get to choose both. Get a custom-painted Prowler to match your gym, school, or your spandex gym outfit. (WARNING: Looking totally fly with a custom Prowler may result in you making impulse paintjob purchases for other things you own, such as for your car and house. EFS will NOT reimburse you when your significant other asks you to undo the purple and platinum candy coat on your house.)

Retail Price $469.00
Our Price $439.00

And… add this Prowler hoodie to match. If people ask questions, just tell them you’re an ambassador from Prowlerstan and then offer to introduce them to a traditional Prowlerstani sled-pushing ritual.

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