Don’t suck! Jim and Rachel obviously don’t. So, how do they celebrate “That Sucks!” day? By being the authorities on AWESOMENESS and helping everyone else achieve that level. Sorry Pegg…maybe one day you’ll be invited to be awesome. They decided on 10 things that are guaranteed to keep you from sucking.
1. Strong(er) Wear – Want to get stronger? Well, the shirt won’t help you, but at least your wardrobe won’t suck.
2. Light Bands – These are perfect for on-the-go training. You can use them for tricep pushdowns, pushups and upright rows. You’ll have pipes like Popeye and traps like Wendler and THEY obviously don’t suck.
3. Super Heavy Wrist Wraps – Having sore wrists sucks. Having a big press does not. It’s not a hard choice.
4. Anaconda – Finally, a supplement that doesn’t suck.
5. Z-12 – If your sleeping habits suck, try Z-12. It helps you sleep and calms you down. This will help also prevent you from going on forums and arguing about squat depth.
6. Econo Prowler – If you suck right now, you surely won’t after using the Prowler. It instantly saves you from being fat and gross.
7. Manpon – If you want to someday bench like a man – we suggest the Manpon.
8. Swiss Bar – Sucky shoulders? Swiss bar is the answer! It’s easy on your shoulders and pecs and increases triceps strength. Also great for hammer curls.
9. Heavy Elbow Sleeves – We have a fix if you have a raw bench that sucks. By wearing elbow sleeves, you can increase your bench without looking like you need a bench shirt to be decent.
10. Foam Roller – Pain just sucks. The foam roller helps alleviate band, knee and back pain.
What would you add to this list?
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why do you not pimp your uber awesome super mondo knee sleeves. they are the bomb-diggety!
Cant figure out a decent program to follow? That sucks. Buy the 5/3/1 book. It does not suck.
The heavy knee sleeves, all of your bands, all the boards, chains!
Might want to use a Stronger shirt, and not a Lift Strong shirt for #1…attention to detail matters.
Dave’s way of explains things, straight to the point! If you don’t like it, THAT’S YOUR PROBLEM!
I really wish Elite didn’t sign a deal with T-Muscle or whatever they call it. Now it just brings down the quality of their recommendation. You sell a bunch of other brands of supplements that aren’t junk but don’t actively push them.
When does quality count for more than money?
You have my vote for z-12. This is the best product ever created and is the only thing I’ve tried that helps me sleep.
What’s the deal with the Biotest hate? Elite has promoted and still does promote many lines of supplements. Kroc is sponsored by Muscletec, Chad is through cytosport, Shelby is a president of Troponin Nutrition and elite sells all these. They also just had back to back sales on Muscle Milk. How can one other company bring down the site? You seriously think Biotest quality is worse the these other companies. Look at the Muscletec ads. If anything brings down their reputation its selling Muscletec. When it comes down to it they are all the same. I say hate them all but that’s just how I feel.
I CANT BELIEVE YOU FORGOT THE SHAKE WEIGHT!
How much do guys get out of the elbow sleeves? I’ve never tried them. Foam rolling has saved me and I olove dynamic work with bands and using the bands to warm up. I also have a hip routine I use with the small bands that has really helped my speed. I’ll use wrist wraps as needed for my heavier lifts.