The World’s Dirtiest Dessert: Oreo-Brownie Cookie Bars

By

Jen Comas Keck

Published: December 23, 2011Posted in: EFS Cookbook, Strong(her)Tags: dirtiest dessert, jen comas keck, oreo brownie cookie bars

Oreo-Brownie Cookie Bars

Ingredients

• cookie dough
• brownie mix
• double-stuffed Oreos

Directions

• Make a batch of cookie dough like normal. I followed the recipe on the back of the Ghiradelli chocolate chip bag.
• Spread the cookie dough onto the bottom of a 13 x 9 inch pan lined with parchment paper. PARCHMENT paper – not wax. Let me remind you about me nearly burning the house down by putting wax paper in the oven. Definitely a no-no.

• Get a container of Double Stuffed Oreos and place a single layer of Oreos onto the cookie dough.

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• Then, mix up a batch of “family sized” brownie mix. Any will do.
• Pour the brownie mix ON TOP OF the cookie dough that is layered with Oreos. Are you with me so far?
• Bake the entire ordeal (which now weighs 67 pounds) in the oven at 350 degrees for 40–45 minutes.

While these are baking, research Type II Diabetes, which is what you’ll likely have after consumption. They’ll be gooey when you take them out and that is okay. Let them set up and then feed to your worst enemies. Kidding, kidding! Kind of…

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About the Author

Jen Comas is a nationally qualified figure competitor in Salt Lake City, UT and is attempting to crossover into raw powerlifting. Michael Keck is based out of Somerset, KY and is a world record holding raw powerlifter. View Jen’s Training Log HERE

11 Comments

1. Ryan

   Posted December 23, 2011 at 12:32 PM

   This looks awesome!

2. Austin

   Posted December 23, 2011 at 1:04 PM

   Good lord, I think I got the beetus just looking at that delicious mess.

   And I want it. In my mouth. Now.

3. Chris

   Posted December 23, 2011 at 2:49 PM

   That looks SO GOOD!

4. Mike

   Posted December 23, 2011 at 3:45 PM

   Mother of God!

   Will make ASAP. And I’ll enjoy every artery-clogging minute of it.

5. Aaron

   Posted December 23, 2011 at 3:48 PM

   Without a doubt will be on the dessert table!

6. Jake

   Posted December 23, 2011 at 4:37 PM

   I’m bulking, I’ll take 2! haha

7. MBarnstaple

   Posted December 23, 2011 at 8:50 PM

   Wilford Brimley is not pleased with this recipe.

   On the other hand, my stomach is muy excellante…

8. Buscondoguerra

   Posted December 24, 2011 at 9:12 PM

   Just made this. Awesome…. Better have plenty of milk on hand.

9. Aislinn Woody

   Posted December 28, 2011 at 12:21 AM

   I made something very similar for Jesse Burdick for being the best powerlifting coach a girl could ask for. Take chocolate chip cookie dough and form it around double stuff Oreos and bake like cookies. Delicious and diabetes inducing.

10. gangster

    Posted January 13, 2012 at 11:55 PM

    i am researching type II diabetes i want to give this to everyone i know, therefore i will have more subjects.

11. JOE NUTTS

    Posted March 22, 2012 at 2:59 PM

    I M MAKING THESE NOW. DO I HAVE TO WASH THEM DOWN WITH HEAVY CREAM?
    WHY IS YOUR TRAINING LOG HARD TO FIND ? I HAD TO SEARCH FOR THIS RECIPE SO ICAN CULTIVATE SOME MASS.